1 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:12,850 What are you doing? 2 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:13,890 What? 3 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,390 You're eating my ficus. 4 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:17,830 Oh, look at that. 5 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,590 It's really good. 6 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:24,530 Setting aside the fact that you're eating my ficus sounds dirty, you're 7 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:25,530 eating his ficus. 8 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:27,250 Oh, it's delicious. 9 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:28,468 Here, try it. 10 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,510 No. No. 11 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:30,589 Mm-hmm. 12 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:35,610 It smells good. 13 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,130 Take a bite. 14 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,080 Oh, my God. 15 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,420 Right? This is unbelievable. 16 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:47,699 What's happening? 17 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:48,699 You've got to try this. 18 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,419 You're kidding. 19 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:50,420 Just try it. 20 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,700 This is the best damn thing I've ever put in my mouth, and I've put some crazy 21 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,700 shit in my mouth. 22 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,660 I think I know what's going on. 23 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,180 I'll tell you what's going on. This is the most... 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,900 What is happening? I believe you're chewing your cud. 25 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,200 She's what-ing her what? The human body is a miracle. 26 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:20,940 We have four stomachs, just like our ancestors. 27 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:22,300 The cows. 28 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,439 That's ridiculous. 29 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,080 How could we be descended from... 30 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:31,900 Cows. All 31 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:35,800 right. This universe is stupid. Push that button and let's get... 32 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,550 Yum. 33 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:24,210 Doing a little research, it turns out this universe is pretty close to ours 34 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,270 before the apocalypse. A couple of differences. 35 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:30,570 Baseball doesn't have a DH rule, and they don't have sketch or split bins. 36 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,050 That's a drag. 37 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,590 Are you weaving anything out there, buddy? 38 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,049 Let's see. 39 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,050 Oh, okay. 40 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:41,090 John Cougar is still John Cougar. He never went back to Mellencamp. 41 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,730 We have four stomachs and two are cud. 42 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,150 Cud. Not just for breakfast anymore. 43 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,850 All right, we have Kentucky bluegrass. 44 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,470 Oh, that's me. Smells delicious. 45 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,090 Who had the tall fed queue? 46 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,350 Me. 47 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:57,510 Bermuda for the gentleman. 48 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:00,730 Wow. Thank you. And the clover for the lady. 49 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:02,390 Bon appetit. 50 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:11,530 Hey, guys, I'm going to 51 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,530 throw something out there. 52 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,490 Why don't we just stay in this reality? 53 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,790 What happened to you saving the universe? 54 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,980 I know, but I mean, let's be honest. Were any of us really clear on how that 55 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,978 was supposed to work? 56 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:23,739 Not really. 57 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:25,640 Right. And yeah, this place isn't perfect. 58 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:35,020 But there's no evil computers. No one's getting burned at the stake. 59 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,240 You really want to stay here? 60 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:40,260 Why not? I mean, we can't get the hang of that stupid machine. Every place we 61 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,540 go turns out to be dangerous. 62 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,040 Well, that place was nice. I almost married a woman who thought I was 63 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 beautiful. 64 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,100 Yeah. And then there was a violent riot and we had to flee for our lives. 65 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,980 Every rose has thorns, Stuart. 66 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,160 I wonder what a rose would taste like. 67 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,140 Thank you. 68 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,820 How was everything? 69 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:06,540 Excellent. Amazing. 70 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:08,300 Did you save room for dessert? 71 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,680 Chef just got in some corn. 72 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,660 Corn? You trying to fatten us up? A little. But it's worth it. Fine. One 73 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,100 large corn for the table. 74 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,100 So what would we do if we stayed here? 75 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:25,160 I would run a comic book store. You'd work with me. Bert would be a geologist. 76 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,500 And Christy would be an asshole. 77 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:29,040 An asshole's more of a hobby than a vocation. 78 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,580 Maybe we could even get married. 79 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:40,480 Are you... proposing? 80 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 Depends. Are you... 81 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:50,350 Accepting. I've always imagined this moment, but with vomit in my mouth. 82 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,630 Well, I didn't mean to put you on the spot. 83 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:56,550 Just think about it. 84 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,130 Enjoy. 85 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:05,810 Thank you. 86 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,880 That was really great. 87 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,160 Yeah. 88 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,820 In the middle there, did you moo? 89 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,400 I did. 90 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,540 You made me moo. 91 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,400 I think it's the vegetarian diet. 92 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,900 I'm more peppy. 93 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,640 You sure are. I worked up an appetite. 94 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,280 You want some hay? I've got some hay. 95 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:32,920 Yeah, okay. 96 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,000 You know, I was thinking about what you said at dinner. 97 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,100 And? 98 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,920 I think we could be happy here. 99 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,820 People are really nice. 100 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,460 The food's great. I hear the health care's terrific. 101 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,560 One more reason to call this home. 102 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,100 Sorry. 103 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,920 Yeah? It's me and Kripke. Can we talk? 104 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,240 Not a good time. 105 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:15,180 Or just come in. We don't want to stay in Cowtown. 106 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,399 Why not? 107 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,380 We did pretty good in those other universes. 108 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:22,800 I had sex in three out of five of them. And granted, one was with Gary, but he's 109 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 a very generous lover. 110 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,320 If you're not going to use the Leonard Sheldon device, we want to hit the road. 111 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,980 Twio walks somewhere else. 112 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,360 What do you think? 113 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,340 They take the machine, we're here forever. 114 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 I'm okay with that. 115 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,069 It's all yours. 116 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,070 Thank you. 117 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,090 So, uh, I guess this is goodbye. 118 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,330 I guess so. 119 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:53,870 Listen, I know I haven't been the best traveling companion. 120 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,590 And? 121 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,230 And what? 122 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,210 Goodbye, Kripke. 123 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:03,130 Okay. Bye, Bert. Bye. 124 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,430 I'm actually gonna miss them. 125 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,110 Yeah. 126 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:12,930 Think you got one more move in you? Only one way to find out. 127 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:21,270 You know what you're doing? 128 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:27,090 I am a world renowned physicist. I am perfectly capable of traversing 129 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:28,090 interdimensional realities. 130 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,590 You see a bottom? 131 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,350 No. What's that tell you? 132 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:50,590 We're falling to our deaths eventually. 133 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:52,490 Or not. 134 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,570 So now what? 135 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,170 I don't know. I'm thinking through. 136 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,330 Anything? Nope. 137 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:07,350 No, that's just screaming. 138 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:09,090 Yeah, I guess so. 139 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,600 I hope we made the right decision. 140 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,020 I think we did. Beautiful world. 141 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,880 Ooh, 142 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,260 salt lick. Come to mama. 143 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:28,860 Two, please. 144 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,580 Oh, 145 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,400 so good. 146 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,580 Am I tasting sea salt? 147 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:37,860 It's Himalayan. 148 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,360 Oh, yeah. 149 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,559 There's the mountain. 150 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,559 Everybody, listen to me. 151 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,820 The universe is collapsing. 152 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,100 We're running out of time. 153 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,010 We must take action before it's too late. 154 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,510 No one is safe. 155 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:57,990 Ignore me all you want, but it's coming for you. The end times are near, people. 156 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,630 It's Raj. He's not dead here. That's nice. 157 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:03,770 Oh, you think you can go on living your little lives in little houses? 158 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,190 It's coming for you. 159 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:07,850 It's coming for all of you. 160 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:09,770 Raj. 161 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,890 What? What are you doing? 162 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,130 What does it look like? 163 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,870 To be honest, paranoid schizophrenia. 164 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:17,970 Be right back. 165 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,630 Are you familiar with the galaxy GNZ11? 166 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:22,890 Um, no. 167 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:26,630 No. It's the most distant galaxy the Hubble telescope can see. And guess 168 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:30,610 what? Don't bother. It's a rhetorical question. The whole damn thing. 169 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,710 Gone. How can a galaxy disappear? 170 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,190 You sure the Hubble telescope doesn't have some schmutz on it? It's the 171 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:39,270 Hubble. It doesn't have schmutz. Schmutz happens to everything. 172 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,210 Listen to me. It's not just GNZ-11. 173 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:46,450 It's the Triangulum Galaxy and the Hyperion Protosupercluster. Oh, no. 174 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:48,650 Why, oh, no. Oh, yay, sounded wrong. 175 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:53,470 I've tried calling and warning everyone, JPL, NASA, the White House. 176 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:56,330 You know what they said to me? They said I was crazy. 177 00:09:56,850 --> 00:10:00,790 Really? You screamed that the universe was coming to an end to the lady that 178 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:03,370 answers the phone at the White House and she didn't take you seriously? 179 00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:08,750 Entire star systems at the edge of the universe are disappearing. 180 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:15,890 Which means... Sorry, all I got is schmutz. It means there isn't much time 181 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:18,250 before everything we know and love is gone. 182 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,130 How much time are we talking about? 183 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,370 Not a lot, guys. 184 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,750 Three to four hundred years. 185 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,550 Oh, buddy, even if you're right, we'll all be dead. Who cares? 186 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,310 Who cares? 187 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,090 I'll tell you who cares. Your great, great, great, great, great, great, 188 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:37,150 great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great 189 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:38,350 grandchildren. Oh, no. 190 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:39,890 One more great. 191 00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:45,180 Grandchildren? We haven't really talked about starting a... family. 192 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240 Maybe we should. 193 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:49,660 Clock's ticking. 194 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,120 Don't you get it? The universe is ending, and there's nothing we can do 195 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,120 about it. 196 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,240 Nothing? Not a damn thing. 197 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:03,320 Okay, well... Good to see ya. 198 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:04,700 Good to see ya. 199 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,360 Good luck with all this... thing. 200 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,880 Okay. 201 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:29,720 Shit! It didn't work. 202 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:31,540 I know. 203 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,920 And shit. 204 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,000 Want to play a game? 205 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,640 What? 206 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,820 You don't pass the time. 207 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,140 You're kidding. 208 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:50,520 When I was a kid on car trips, my mom and I would play 20 questions. 209 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:56,020 I'm not playing 20 questions while we're falling through an endless void. 210 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,210 Okay. 211 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:04,950 Okay, screw it. I got one. 212 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,590 Great. 213 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,790 Is this something you eat? 214 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,130 No. 215 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,090 I give up. 216 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,090 Did you lock the door? 217 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,330 I thought I did. 218 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,750 It's about time. 219 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,870 What are you doing here? What's it look like? I'm waiting for you. 220 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,169 Do what? 221 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,170 Yeah. 222 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,270 Sorry, go ahead. 223 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:39,650 Uh, Denise, this is the other me I told you about. 224 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,010 Hey. Hey. 225 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:45,710 So you want to explain to me why you gave the Leonard Sheldon thingy to Bert 226 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:46,710 and Kripke? 227 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:50,030 Uh, well, we decided to stay here. 228 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,010 Oh, okay, cool. We decided to stay here. It's great. I don't have to save the 229 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,870 universe. I can just chew my frickin' cud. 230 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,940 Arthur, he was kind of a dick. 231 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:00,860 Okay. 232 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,600 You know what? I'm going to explain this as simply as I can. 233 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:11,260 Because you are entangled with the primary incident of divergence at a 234 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:18,140 quantum level, you are 235 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:22,660 inextricably bound to the potential resolution of the fragmentation of the 236 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,660 multistate universe. 237 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:24,900 You get what I'm saying? 238 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,610 You're the only one who can save the universe. 239 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,710 Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to. You have to. 240 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,390 Is there someone else I can talk to? Like my manager? 241 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:39,010 I'm a projection from a collapsing adjacent reality. 242 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,570 Does that sound like someone who has a manager? 243 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:43,510 Maybe not a manager, but there must have been someone who told you what time to 244 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:44,329 come in today. 245 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:48,130 Look, even if I wanted to save the universe, I don't have the device 246 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,130 anymore. 247 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,690 So order another one. 248 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:54,650 How can there be another one? How can this conversation be happening? 249 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,760 You're not listening to me. I'm done with the Leonard Sheldon thingy and the 250 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,340 universe hopping and you. 251 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,060 Mostly you. 252 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,040 Don't. 253 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,640 Let me talk to you. 254 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,520 That was great. 255 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,620 I had a teacher. 256 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,780 Mr. Marinelli. 257 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,540 He's the one who inspired me to start a geology club. 258 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,860 It didn't really catch on at first. 259 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,780 It was me and Karen Hartman and Larry O'Malley. 260 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,600 He had a twin brother. 261 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,880 Can't remember his name. 262 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,640 Rhymed with Larry. 263 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,140 Like Barry or Harry. 264 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,840 Oh, God, just let me hit the ground. 265 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,540 Gary, Gary O'Malley. That's it. 266 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,960 I knew I'd remember it. 267 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,350 Shrub hub. 268 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,710 Makes sense. 269 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,650 Shrub hub. 270 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,650 Who's ready for Japanese food? 271 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:09,190 Me, me. The only downside to the whole four stomach thing is I'm constantly 272 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:10,370 hungry. I know. 273 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,270 Mmm, bonsai. 274 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,670 Thank you. 275 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:20,550 Do you think that I'm wrong for 276 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,290 bailing out on the whole... 277 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,480 Save the universe thing. 278 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,840 Doesn't matter what I think. What do you think? 279 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,260 It'd be different if I signed up for it. 280 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,640 But I didn't, so I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong. 281 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,540 Living my own life, making my own choices. 282 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,980 Okay. 283 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,540 And besides, nothing really happens for hundreds of years. 284 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,900 True. 285 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:50,120 I'm not sure there'd be an infinite number of lives lost or never even born 286 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,640 across an infinite number of universes. 287 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,620 Now, how's that my problem? It most certainly is not. Thank you. Unless you 288 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,620 want it to be. 289 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,120 So you think I should do it? 290 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:01,940 I didn't say that. 291 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:07,560 Denise, I'm not a hero. I'm a broke-ass, failed artist who owns a comic book 292 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,560 store. 293 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,940 In fact, I'm such a failure, in every universe we go to, I own a comic book 294 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,000 store. No argument. 295 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,420 You can argue a little. 296 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,100 Stuart, this is your decision. 297 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:22,110 I just think anyone can be a hero if they're trying to make life better for 298 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,110 other people. 299 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:29,030 And as you pointed out, this would be all people who exist or ever will exist 300 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,890 in every possible universe. 301 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:39,770 If I do this, we could end up in a much worse situation than what we have right 302 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:43,350 now. There are no bad situations as long as I'm with you. 303 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,240 Your cud tastes great. 304 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,740 Right back at you, baby. 305 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,560 Stuart Bloom? 306 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,440 Yes, sir. 307 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:11,819 You want a sign for this? 308 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,060 Gary! All day long. 309 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,260 Denise, look. 310 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,800 It's Gary. 311 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:20,919 I see. 312 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,920 Do I know you guys? 313 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,740 We were married in another universe. 314 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,550 Didn't work out. There's also another version of you who knew another version 315 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:28,108 of her. 316 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,470 Uh-huh. But he's dead. 317 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:30,890 Mm. 318 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,350 I hate this job. 319 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:35,670 Oh. 320 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,190 Look, this one came with instructions. Oh, really? 321 00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:42,910 And a warranty. 322 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:49,370 Congratulations on your purchase of an interdimensional transport device. 323 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,510 Ooh, it's got Bluetooth. 324 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,039 Now, I don't understand. 325 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,280 If Burton Berry took the device, how is there another one? Uh, let me look. 326 00:17:56,940 --> 00:18:01,060 Don't use near water, caution small parts choking hazard. 327 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,460 Okay, here we go. 328 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,540 This is a quantum echo of the original device. 329 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,620 It both exists and does not exist. 330 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,480 And when activated, it will merge with the original device. 331 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,280 You know, I'm just going to stop asking questions. Let's go. 332 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,220 Oh, uh, just one more thing. Kyle? 333 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:22,340 Trevor, Denise and I are going to leave this universe because I'm on a mission 334 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,700 to prevent the destruction of reality itself. 335 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,520 Okay. You really don't have any questions? 336 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,579 I got one. 337 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:32,280 This Batman 608 has a water stain. 338 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,160 Any flexibility on price? 339 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,000 No. Goodbye, guys. 340 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,820 I think you can just take it. 341 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,510 I don't think we made it to another universe. I think we're stuck between 342 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,510 universes. 343 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:18,010 Best guess, sort of an interdimensional tape. 344 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:22,270 Think of it like being stuck between the balls of one universe and the asshole of 345 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,270 another. 346 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,760 Oh, Jesus, really? Disgusting! 347 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,120 Everything 348 00:19:49,120 --> 00:20:01,040 looks 349 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,040 normal. 350 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,480 What'd you say? 351 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,440 I said it looks normal. 352 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,780 Your mouth isn't moving. 353 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,500 Neither is yours. 354 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,670 I think we're hearing each other's thoughts. 355 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,310 That's going to be a big problem for me. 356 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,150 Why? 357 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,650 Why what? 358 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,210 Why is it going to be a big problem? 359 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:25,190 My mother bathed me until I was 12. 360 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:26,510 Damn it! 361 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:31,010 I used to live, live in a psychic city. 362 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:35,630 I never knew what would happen in a day. 363 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,570 I might be looking out the window. 364 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:44,020 And a friend might think. 365 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:49,940 Come on over, over. Come on over, over. 366 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:56,880 Come on over, we're having a party for you. Come on over, over. 367 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,000 Come on over, over. 368 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,980 Come on over, we're having a party for you. 369 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,280 Ayayayaya! Ayayayaya!